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Today Sex and the Sippy spoke with Miyoko Fujimori, the author of The Housewife’s Guide to Practical Striptease. When this mom of two isn’t appearing on the Dish Network/Oxygen six nights a week or showing Denise Richards some pole moves on E!’s It’s Complicated, she’s helping moms everywhere remember that they’re more than just spit up wipers, chauffeurs, and playground referees.
“The Housewife’s Guide to Practical Striptease isn’t about nudity or writhing around, it’s about communicating and connecting…helping women jump back on the monkey bars.” -Miyoko
If you haven’t read The Housewife’s Guide to Practical Striptease go out and get it. Today. Right now. Seriously. This easy-read shows that striptease for the everyday mom isn’t about expensive outfits or being someone you’re not, it’s about remembering that moms are women too and being comfortable with one’s femininity. Motherhood has a way of banishing the “sexy” out of moms. Miyoko explains, in words and terms that anyone can understand, that learning a sexy dance for your husband is something fun, special and totally doable.
Keeping your sensuality in tact isn’t something that you work on from 8-10pm. Miyoko explained how moms can make keeping their feminine side in tact a daily mission.
“Even when you’re just walking around…throw your shoulders back, instead of caving in, push your breasts out and stride…When you’re stressed out, instead of reaching for that cookie to make you feel better, brush your hand against your thigh and up your hair, remind yourself that you’re beautiful and loved.”
Feeling like a ragged mom with no time for yourself can be a thing of the past. Miyoko, who is also the Creative Director of Party Gals, has created a resource that even the shyest mom can pull easy ways to end any dry streaks and bring new life to your marriage.
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Last week I found myself cleaning poop off of the floor. We’re in the home stretch of potty training and sometimes things get messy. It’s days like these that make feeling like a hot mom an uphill battle. Even after showering and changing out of my battle clothes, it’s hard not to feel like Raggedy Ann.
I remind myself that I’m not a human wastebasket by keeping my stock of “something more comfortable” current.
It’s time to update the sexy drawer! When shopping you don’t have to go for the porn star look (unless you’re into that, no judging). I’ll show you how to go from Unmanageable to Totally Mom-Able.
There are a lot of problems with this look. First of all, if the shorts don’t fit a model well, they’ll do even less for a normal woman. Second, that top is not only dry clean only (who needs another errand and do you really want to be seen dropping that off?), it’s going to look like a kite after two months. Third, let’s be kind to mommies who are still working off their pregnancy tummies. This is just not nice.
How cute is this babydoll? It’s polyester and nylon so you can wash it yourself in a just a few minutes. Don’t hang on the line to dry unless you want your neighbors talking. The color pictures is under $10. The cut is so flattering to moms: flaunts what the baby gave us up top and hides what the baby gave us around the middle. Super cute!
Good Housekeeping magazine has a great article on how to combat the top reasons why women lose interest in sex.
Screw the Laundry. Think about yourself.
Try selfishness to boost libido. “The thing that most inhibits desire in women is caretaking — taking care of the kids, taking care of the husband,” says Perel. “Caretaking makes a woman think about others. But if you can’t be selfish — in the most positive terms it is the capacity to be focused on the self in the presence of others — you can’t have an orgasm.”
See? Read it for yourself: http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/family/marriage-sex/women-sexual-desire-0307
