Jan
Guess who is knocked up?
posted by: adminSex and the Sippy is proud to announce that she is with child! Now. I have to get something off of my chest (while it still looks cute, I’m about to breastfeed kid #2).
Pregnancy is no excuse for a lack of sex. The minute I got pregnant I thought, “Oh hey! So his thing DOES work. Guess we’re done with that.” How bad!
The awesome thing about pregnant sex is that there is no need to think about sponges, cups, rubbers, and pills. The soldiers have already planted their flag and all that is left to do is have fun while you don’t feel like a manitee.
Disclaimer: Moms with morning sickness are of course, excused and their husbands are to wait on them hand and foot.
Bonus Disclaimer: All pregnant women should be waited on hand and foot. Where’s my quesadilla?
xo SATS
