Jan
Dear Sex & The Sippy
posted by: adminA reader letter today…
“Dear Sex & The Sippy,
I’m a working mother who is solely responsible for the running the entire household. When I’m not cooking, I’m cleaning, when I’m not cleaning I’m working, when I’m not working I’m playing with the kids or helping them with homework, bathtime…it never ends! Sex is the last thing on my mind. I’m just either too busy or tired. What should I do?
Jaqueline in Malibu, CA”
Dear Jaqueline,
I’m going to share a secret with you. I hate vegetables. Yeah. Much like a 3-year old, the only way I’ll eat green things is if they’re a) deep friend or b) covered in ranch and cheese. When I go to restaurants I force myself to eat them to look grown-up and because they’re good for me but all I’m thinking about is the double chocolate hot fudge brownie dessert with white chocolate ganache and caramel sauce.
Work and cleaning are the vegetables. Sex is the chocolate. Why are you cheating yourself out of the best part of life? Let the house go a bit if you must but do not live a life without dessert. You’ll die young and your husband will remarry someone willing to put out.
xox SATS
